She is.

- Kamek.

Dear Friends-

I declare this account dead.

-Alexa

Since there is no "one", I will explain the title for one.
The title is what is on my mind.

More importantly, being the good horse that I am: Are you having a good time? You are?
Okay, here's my cock. Open up.

If you want me to stop, just say so.



TWO - Are you single?: Yes, I am.

THREE - Whats your favorite number?: Casino-age.

FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Blue or pink.

FIVE - Least favorite color?: I like all colors, but I don't usually
wear brown.

SIX - Favorite candy?: Anything sour.

SEVEN IS MISSING!!!! - Yeah, so is one. YOU'RE STTUUUUPIDDD.

EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: For the most part, yes. Although, I'd be even more happy if I was not on my period.

NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Hitler.

TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: School?

ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: I do not.

TWELVE - How do you make money?: Work my ass off.

THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: I LOVE EVERYONE EQUALLY. ♥

FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: PEOPLE SAY THAT I AM, I DON'T KNOW WHY.

SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Ridiculously, over-the-top marvelous.

SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: THE ONES FROM THE BEECH.

EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: Mm, yes.

NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: You.

TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: Drawing, perhaps?

TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: ...No.
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HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Cosplay.

Honestly, what are you doing right now?: You. Why aren't you finished taking your clothes off? Do you need help? Are you having a good time?

Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Your mom.

Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: I don't really watch TV.

Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Kristi.

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: My sexy, sexy self.

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: You do, lover.

Honestly, do you bite your nails?: I want you. I need you. Oh, nails, oh nails.

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Sure.

Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Nope.

Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: What kind of Horse would do that?!
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THE CANS: [HAHAHAHHAHHAA, CANS.]

Can you blow a bubble?: I sure can.

Can you dance?: I think I can.

Can you do a cart wheel?: Yes, I can.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: You want me to kiss you, don't you?

Can you whistle?: I can.

Can you wiggle your ears?: THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

Can you wiggle your nose?: If it isn't frozen.

Can you roll your tongue?: LIKE A BURRITO, YES.

Can you make a clover with your tongue?: No. No.
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ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you’re mad?: Listen to emo music. Like Crawling.

What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: Told someone I loved them.

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: THAT WOULD BE SO SAD.
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CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cried your heart out?: I have.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?: This too.

Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: I don't remember, probably.

Ever cried over the opposite sex?: ....Yes.

Ever cried over the same sex?: No.

Do you cry when you get an injury?: Nope. NOTHING COMPARES TO THE PAIN I FEEL IN MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Do certain songs make you cry?: They've made me sad, but not cry.

Do certain movies make you cry?: Nope.

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HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?: I am.

What makes you the happiest?: I don't play favorites, remember?

Does being with your friends make you happy?: Extremely.

Do you believe in yourself?: With the power over one-thousand Narutos.

Do you wish you were happier?: Ask yourself, do you wish I was happier?

Is being happy overrated?: This is a strange question, isn't it?

Can music make you happy?: It can.

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LOVE SECTION:

How many times have you had your heart broken?: Once, because I'm a silly, silly little girl.

Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: I DON'T PLAY FAVORITES.

Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: WE ARE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND BEST FRIENDS AS WELL.

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HATE SECTION:

Do you actually hate anyone?: No, I do not.

Have you ever been on a hit list?: Of course not. People love me!

Are you a mean bully?: ME?

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SELF ESTEEM SECTION:

Is your self-esteem extremely low?: I FUCKING LOVE MYSELF.

Do you think you're good looking?: MORE THAN JUST GOOD-LOOKING.

Do you wish you could be someone else?: Never.

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LOOK AT ME:

What is your current hair color?: Dark brown.

Have any tattoos?: No.

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CURRENTLY WEARING:

What are you wearing?: Your clothes.

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HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Always.

Been on the phone until the sun came up?: I have been.

Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: THAT WOULD BE FUNNY LOL

Laughed so hard you cried?: No, I haven't.

Got in a fight with someone?: I prefer to just--not hurt people. You know?

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THE LAST:

Person you talked to in person? My Mommy.

Person you talked to online?:

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RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?: Yeah.

Do you get along with your parents?: My Mom, exclusively.

Do you have mental breakdowns?: I'm always having one, sweetie.

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CURRENT:
Current mood: My face hurts.

Current music: MSI.

Current hairstyle: SHUT THE FUCK UP I HA--LOVE YOU.

Current crush: None.

Current thing I ought to be doing: Having sex with you.

Current desktop picture: Fishies swimming.

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THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: Nope.

Did you ever run away from home?: Kind of, I ran to my Mom's house from my Dad's.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?: An ANIMAL DOCTOR.

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Fire can KILL you.

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THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: Indeed.

Do you like roller coasters?: I guess...Not really.

Do you own a bike?: Uh-huh. I ride it without a helmet because I'm a rebel.

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Which ones? If it's the Biggest Loser then no.

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THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family at all?: I don't believe so.

Does your car get good gas mileage?: It's okay.

Does your family have family picnics?: Picnics are stupid. Unless they're not with my Dad.


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THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: When I was a baby.

Have you ever been to the ocean?: Every weekend. Every. weekend.

Have you ever painted your nails?: Yeah, but they're so short.

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THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: Five-foot-three.

How much money do you have on you right now?: Right now? Twenty bucks in my pocket.

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THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: HEHEHE.

Last thing someone said to you?: "GO TO SLEEP."

Last thing you said out loud?: Don't be an ungrateful guest.

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Have You Ever
1. Cried in school? Once.
2. Laughed so hard you peed? Nope.
3. Seen your best friend naked? I've seen everyone naked.
4. Taken a shower with someone? You and your mom.
5. Been drunk? I've drank, but only a little.
6. Smoked? In a bathtub--JUST KIDDING, PEOPLE, CALM DOWN. NO, OKAY?
7. Cried on someones shoulder? I don't know.
8. Let someone cry on your shoulder? I don't know.
9. Slept in bed with same sex? Hehe.
10. Used the bathroom in front of a friend? All the time.

In the Opposite Sex
11. Favorite eye color? Anything.
12. Favorite hair color? Dark-colored, ideally.
13. Height? Tall enough to rest his chin atop my head. /dreamy sigh.
14. Weight? Not fat.
15. Drink/smoke? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME??
16. Drugs? You are trying to kill me.
17. Tattoos? I don't care, as long as it isn't some old ex-girlfriend's name.
18. Piercings? Yesplz.
19. Style? Not ugly. Yeah.

The last..
20. ..person you hugged? Oreo-kid.
21. ..person you kissed? Alexa's knee.
22. ..person you talked to? My Mommy.
23. ..time you cried? Today. I'M PMS.
24. ..time you laughed? I am, right now.
25. ..thing you bought? A condom for our lovemaking tonight, ;]
26. ..person you yelled at? My Dad.
27. ..person you said I love you to? My Mommy.
28. ..person that told you they loved you? My Mommy.
29. ..person you hit? Your ass.
30. ..thing you drank? Water.
31. ..thing you ate? An apple. As expected, right, Alexa?

Sixty-four Odd Questions
32. Are your parents married or divorced? Divorced...
33. Are you a vegetarian? No.
34. Do you believe in Heaven? Not at all. I don't have a religon.
35. Have you ever come close to dying? I don't know.
36. What jewelry do you wear? Anything sexy.
37. Are you eating? I wish.
38. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I shove it in my throat. Deep in there.
39. Do you wear makeup? No.
40. Would you ever have plastic surgery? I WANNA BE LIKE MICHEAL.
41. What do you wear to bed? Nothing.
42. Have you ever done anything illegal? ALL THE TIME, I'M A REBEL.
43. Can you roll your tounge? Why do you always ask me things twice?
44. Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend? No.
45. Do you believe in Abortions? I believe in choice. Different things for different situations.
46. What is your Hair color? Dark brown.
47. Future child's name, boy and girl? ALEXA KNOWS.
48. Do you smoke? I do not.
49. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? New Zealand.
50. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Every night.
51. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Buy nice fabric for my next cosplay.
52. Gold or silver? Oh bother...I like them the same.
53. Hamburger or hot dog? Cheeseburger.
54. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Sushi!
55. City, beach or country? City.
56. What was the last thing you touched? Your ass.
57. Where did you eat last? My couch.
58. When's the last time you cried? A few hours ago.
59. Do you read blogs? Nope.
60. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Fuck yes.
61. Ever been involved with the police? I'M A REBEL.
62. Do you talk in your sleep? Most every night. Especially when my dream involves a vibrator carrying STDs.
63. Ocean or pool? If the water's warm, ocean.
64. What's your favorite song at the moment? NOBODY KNOOOOWWSSS WHO I REALLLY AMMMMMM, I NEVER FEEEELTTTT THIS EMPTY BEFFOOOREEEEE~
65. Have you ever had a cavity? Plenty.
66. Window seat or aisle seats? Window, I'd think.
67. Ever met anyone famous? Probably.
68. Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life? I think it's been good.
69. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I twirl it. c:
70.What is your favorite sport to play? If I had to pick, badminton.
71. Basketball or football? Basketball. I'd play it if I had to, but never watch it.
72.When was the last time you went to the bathroom? Just now.
73. Do you drive a stick? YOURS.
74. Cake or ice cream? Ice cream AND cake. Even if cake makes me more sick than ice cream.
75. Are you self-conscious? Nope.
76. Do you like any of your close friends? I love them. Like I love you.
77. Have you ever given money to a bum? This I have done.
78. Have you been in love? Couldn't say.
79. Where do you wish you were? At an Anime convention.
80. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? I haven't.
81. Can you tango? If you want me to.
82. Last gift you received? FLIP FLOPS YES. THEY'RE FANTASTIC LOL
83. What occasion did you recieve your gift? MY FEET COULD HAVE DIED, RIGHT, ALEXA?
84. Last thing you spent lots of money on? /shrug.
85. Where do you live? My house.
86. Last wedding attended? My cousin's.
87. Favorite restaurant? I don't really go out to eat.
88. What is your favorite kind of car? I've always wanted a jeep
89. Most loved food(s)? Sushi, crab, seafood of any type, french fries.
90. Can you sing? My MOM thinks I can.
91. Person on your mind? You.
92. What's your least fav? My least favorite what?
93. Favorite drink? Tomato juice.
94. Currently have a Crush?..: No.
95. How long was your longest drive in a car? I don't know.

Pick a band
96. Good Charlotte vs. Simple Plan? Uhm.
97. Green Day vs. Rancid? Green Day!
98. Motley Crue vs. White Zombie? Motley Crue, yes. x3
99. Linkin Park vs. AFI? Linkin Park.

I GOT BORED.

SKIP A FEW. 99-107.

Pick one
107. Fruit or Veggies? Both.
108. Ham or Turkey? Turkey.
109. Red or Pink? Pink.
110. Black or White? Both.
111. Homicide or Suicide? Suicide--Back to the therapist, Mommy?
112. Computer or Telephone? Computer.
113. Morning or Night? Night.
114. AIM or YIM? Yahoo.
115. School or Church? What is a "church"?
116. Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi.
117. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite.
118. Mt. Dew or Mellow Yello? Mountain Dew.
119. Dogs or Cats? Dogs!
120. Spongebob or Patrick? Spongebob.

Favorite...
122. Color? Blue.
123. Song? I already answered this. Scroll up, bitch.
124. Band? Why?
125. Actor? NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NICHOLAS CAGE. I HATE THAT GUY.
126. Actress? You.
127. Hangout? Chehalem.
128. Store? The whole mall.
129. Clothing Brand? Sexyfine.
130. Season? Autumn.
131. Weather? Right in the middle.
132. Food? YOU ASKED ME THIS THREE FUCKING TIMES.
133. Movie? SDIYFUYGAHSUIG I'M SO ANGRY AT YOU.
134. TV Show? JKDSUSIGHWEUISGBI S
135. Website? XKLDJVGHUIASEGVH897TBGY7WTYH INKBFX

Least Favorite...
136. Color? Brown.
137. Actor/Actress? Nicholas Cage.
138. Store? Couldn't say.
139. Clothing Brand? Couldn't say.
140. Season? Really hot summer.
141. Weather? Burning-sidewalk hot.
142. Food? PINEAPPLE. IT'S CANNIBALISM.

Word Association
143. Cheese. -- Melt.
144. Music. -- Sex.
145. Love. -- You.
146. Hate. -- What?
147. TV. -- Porn.
148. School. -- Candy floss.
149. Weekends. -- Sleeping.
150. Cow. -- Wizards.
151. Chicken. -- Stripes.
152. Geometry. -- RAGE FACE @ TEACHER.
153. Bacon. -- Crunch.
154. Dinner. -- Family jewels.
155. Elephant. -- Price.
156. Two. -- Zero.
157. Stupid. -- Twilight.
158. Fun. -- Striptease.
159. Venus. -- Razor.
160. Bye. -- Bye.
161. Dumb. -- This.
162. Spoon. -- Apron.
163. Sharpie. -- Wigs.
164. Spongebob. -- Porn.
165. Discovery Channel. -- Bloodhound Gang.
166. Popups. -- Not me.
167. Fast Food. -- French fries.
168. Annoying. -- Condoms.

Have you ever...
169. ..been drunk? Not really.
170. ..smoked? No.
171. ..been high? I AM NOW, DUR.
172. ..been shot? In my ass.
173. ..ran away? From?
174. ..killed a person? Gary Oak.
175. ..cut yourself? Yes.
176. ..been in love? I couldn't say.
177. ..taken a stupid survey for no good reason? Nope.

Are you...
178. ..in love? I wish I could say yes.
179. ..bored? No.
180. ..tired? Extremely.
181. ..high? Yes.
182. ..drunk? No.
183. ..lonely? I'm divine.
184. ..annoyed yet? No.
.185. ..forgetful? Yep.
186. ..stupid? Kind ooffff....
187. ..a spazz? Yes. I am a spaz.
188. ..dying? Not at the moment.
189. ..sick? A little.

How many/much?
190. $$ do you get a week? None.
191. People are on your friends list? Everyone in existence.
192. Laws have you broken? A few...
193. People have you 'loved' that you werent related to? What kind of love?

Which friend is...

SKIP A FEW. I GOT BORED.
203. ..hottest? THEY'RE ALL ORGASM-WORTHY.



More random questions...
204. Whats your name spelt backwards? Noremak. Eimmak. Kemak. Iwik.
205. What did you do last night? Slept with Alexa.
206. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? I don't know.
207. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? For you, baby.
208. Last time you swam in a pool? I don't know.
209. What are you wearing? Nothing. Climb in bed with me, already.
210. How many cars have you owned? None.
211. Type of music you dislike most? Country.
213. Do you have cable? Yes, at my Mom's, but I don't use it.
214. What kind of computer do you use? A computer.
215. Ever made a prank phone call? Yes.
216. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Sure.
217. Furthest place you ever traveled? Washington lol.
218. What's your favorite comic strip? Sex.

SKIP A FEW.

300. ..want to take it over again? Tomorrow. My eyes hurt.

Oh, me.

I just realized that I haven't changed my icon or the "Head bangs to classical music"-thing. They are outdated--Even if Jona made me that icon. I STILL LOVE IT, JONA.

I should change it.


















...Later.


/crosses arms

BWAHAHAHAHA.

<--- Me.

































ON A LESS SERIOUS I-AM-DEPRESSED NOTE;
ALSO ME: